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Total Medals Earned: 487 (From 105 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,595 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points
???
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

A Mother in Festerwood

Adulthood Unlocked 2/6/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his adult years.
Teenagehood Unlocked 2/6/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points
A medal for children who kill monsters.
Motherhood Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points
A medal for empty nesters.
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points
A medal for children who seek out gold.
Momma's Boy Unlocked 2/6/11
25 Points
A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Magic Pink Man Unlocked 2/6/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.

Medals Earned: 7/8 (115/140 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Unlock the gate.
Becoming Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points
The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points
Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

AMP'D

LOLWUT? Unlocked 11/30/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FATIGUE 5 Points Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
INFARCTION 5 Points Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
SIX PACK 5 Points Collect 6 cans in a row.
100 YARD DASH 10 Points Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
50 YARD DASH 10 Points Survive 50 yards(150 feet).

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Slow and steady Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

AVOIDAL

TRAINING CIRCUITS Unlocked 11/3/10
5 Points
Reach difficulty level 5!
1 MILLION POINTS 5 Points Score 1 million points!
10 STAR STREAK 5 Points Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
25 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK 10 Points Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 10!
SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK 25 Points Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN 25 Points Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED 25 Points Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER 25 Points Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE 25 Points Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK 50 Points Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR 50 Points Reach difficulty level 30!
CREDIT DUE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER 25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Pest Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Playboy Unlocked 9/30/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Nude Boy Unlocked 9/30/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 9/30/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)

BearBound

Devil of Ski Free Unlocked 1/4/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Merit Badge Unlocked 1/4/11
10 Points
Find the camp.
Bear it all Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points
Get a career.
Look Down on Me Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points
Find the secret temple.
StarBound Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points
Find the rocket ship.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)