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TheZorg's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 501 (From
108 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,880 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points Beat the game!
25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 10/9/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)
A Mother in Festerwood
Adulthood
Unlocked 2/6/11
5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
Teenagehood
Unlocked 2/6/11
5 Points Bring up a child to his teenage years.
5 Points Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer
Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points A medal for children who kill monsters.
10 Points A medal for children who kill monsters.
Motherhood
Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
Treasure Hunter
Unlocked 2/6/11
10 Points A medal for children who seek out gold.
10 Points A medal for children who seek out gold.
Momma's Boy
Unlocked 2/6/11
25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Warrior
25 Points
A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 7/9 (115/190 points)
Alphaland
The Land Beneath
Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points Fall through the clouds.
5 Points Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars
Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points Unlock the gate.
5 Points Unlock the gate.
Becoming
Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points The end is upon you.
10 Points The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete
Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points Destroy all the bugs.
10 Points Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
AMP'D
FATIGUE
5 Points
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
INFARCTION
5 Points
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
SIX PACK
5 Points
Collect 6 cans in a row.
100 YARD DASH
10 Points
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
50 YARD DASH
10 Points
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
Unlocked 11/30/09
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
AVOIDAL
1 MILLION POINTS
5 Points
Score 1 million points!
10 STAR STREAK
5 Points
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
TRAINING CIRCUITS
Unlocked 11/3/10
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
5 Points Reach difficulty level 5!
25 STAR STREAK
10 Points
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
5 MILLION POINTS
10 Points
Score 5 million points!
50 STAR STREAK
10 Points
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
AVERAGE JOBOT
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 10!
SERVO WORKOUT
10 Points
Reach difficulty level 15!
10 MILLION POINTS
25 Points
Score 10 million points!
100 STAR STREAK
25 Points
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
20 MILLION POINTS
25 Points
Score 20 million points!
75 STAR STREAK
25 Points
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
IRON MAIDEN
25 Points
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
MAGNETIC CHARM
25 Points
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
MECHANICAL ANIMAL
25 Points
Reach difficulty level 20!
SEEK AND DESTROY
25 Points
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
SPIKED
25 Points
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
SUPER SEEKER
25 Points
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
SUPER SPIKE
25 Points
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
150 STAR STREAK
50 Points
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
200 STAR STREAK
50 Points
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
DEVASTATOR
50 Points
Reach difficulty level 30!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 9/30/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
Unlocked 9/30/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
Unlocked 9/30/09
100 Points Complete the Game.
100 Points Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)
BearBound
Merit Badge
Unlocked 1/4/11
10 Points Find the camp.
10 Points Find the camp.
Bear it all
Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points Get a career.
25 Points Get a career.
Look Down on Me
Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points Find the secret temple.
25 Points Find the secret temple.
StarBound
Unlocked 1/4/11
25 Points Find the rocket ship.
25 Points Find the rocket ship.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)